Stress a pigeon – the game

Seeing as Copenhagen (the city where I live) has a whole lot of fat, lazy pigeons, what better to use them for, than a little game giving them exercise and entertainment for yourself.

The pigeon’s of Copenhagen are quite lazy and probably won’t even move unless you are very close to stepping on them. You can easily walk very close to most of them, and you could hand feed them if you thought that was fun. I don’t. I’m more into stressing them.

How to play

The goal of the game is to make a pigeon take a long walk, the faster the better and the longer the better.

Rules are simple, 2 or more players can play at a time. It can be played by one self, but most people will just think you are an idiot, and probably give you money.

Rules

  • No harming the little guy.
  • No throwing objects.
  • No interferring with the other players pigeon’s.
  • When the bird starts flying or stops walking, you loose.

Now, go annoy some fat, lazy pigeon’s.

2 thoughts on “Stress a pigeon – the game

  1. Mads,

    I always thought of you as a loving, caring person. Hearing that you are into–albeit harmless–tormenting of birds, is .. shocking!

    Seriously though, that sounds like fun! You gotta show me next time I give CPH a whirl ;)

  2. I once almost decapitated a pigeon, when it was stupid enough to fly right into the front wheel of my bike. What a mess that was…

    I guess it learned it’s lesson :(

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